video; un: swimteamking
Apr. 18th, 2026 08:42 pmWHO: Sidon & YOU
WHERE: Network: Libra
WHEN: Evening, Mid-April
WHAT: New Fish In town
WARNINGS: Volume
HELLO KAISOU!
[Sorry, were you busy? Or, you know, planning on a nice quiet evening scrolling the network? Too bad. The shout coming off this post could very well have been from a bullhorn. But no, it's just...]
[Is that a shark.]
[No, that's a shark-man. That's a shark-man in a very fancy pool. Apparently, he's put his phone in some kind of waterproof case because he is absolutely in the water while he's posting this.]
[If he looks a little beat up, don't worry about it. He's certainly not.]
It is such a privilege to be among your number! I am delighted to be using this app and meeting all of you! Though, the circumstances of this app's arrival are a bit unfortunate, it can't be helped. And I am here, seeing all of your faces!
[A beat.]
Or texts, perhaps. It's the thought that counts, isn't it?
[Sure buddy. He pauses, though, as something occurs to him.] Forgive my manners! I am Sidon Dorephan! I suppose you might have seen me on the beaches in the summers, or the lakes. If you have, please! Don't hesitate in saying hello.
GOOD EVENING, KAISOU!
[And... he signs off.]
WHERE: Network: Libra
WHEN: Evening, Mid-April
WHAT: New Fish In town
WARNINGS: Volume
HELLO KAISOU!
[Sorry, were you busy? Or, you know, planning on a nice quiet evening scrolling the network? Too bad. The shout coming off this post could very well have been from a bullhorn. But no, it's just...]
[Is that a shark.]
[No, that's a shark-man. That's a shark-man in a very fancy pool. Apparently, he's put his phone in some kind of waterproof case because he is absolutely in the water while he's posting this.]
[If he looks a little beat up, don't worry about it. He's certainly not.]
It is such a privilege to be among your number! I am delighted to be using this app and meeting all of you! Though, the circumstances of this app's arrival are a bit unfortunate, it can't be helped. And I am here, seeing all of your faces!
[A beat.]
Or texts, perhaps. It's the thought that counts, isn't it?
[Sure buddy. He pauses, though, as something occurs to him.] Forgive my manners! I am Sidon Dorephan! I suppose you might have seen me on the beaches in the summers, or the lakes. If you have, please! Don't hesitate in saying hello.
GOOD EVENING, KAISOU!
[And... he signs off.]
